anus:

today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name

(via warm-me-upp)

napoleonbonerparty:

alternatedimension:

“i’d die for her. i love her so much. i don’t know what i would do without her. she’s going through a lot right now. i wish i could just kiss away the pain, make it go away, stop it, kill it! if she, you know, (gets teary eyed) i don’t know what i would do. i’d kill myself. i love that girl. i love her. i love her almost more than i love myself” - johnny depp on winona ryder (1989)

Damn.

napoleonbonerparty:

alternatedimension:

“i’d die for her. i love her so much. i don’t know what i would do without her. she’s going through a lot right now. i wish i could just kiss away the pain, make it go away, stop it, kill it! if she, you know, (gets teary eyed) i don’t know what i would do. i’d kill myself. i love that girl. i love her. i love her almost more than i love myself” - johnny depp on winona ryder (1989)

Damn.

(via heartofsodomy)

parents: "schools easy"

me: "can you help me on this homework problem"

parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"